Fresh Off The Sesh

“Hell on earth a room full of Russian influencers 😂”

“Bang tidy sesh, reach for the lasers, safe as fuck.”

“Gross atmosphere, reminds me of the old folks playing pokies while the kids are playing the claw machines.”

“2 for substance cuz its just coffee and maybe some sambuca or baileys”

“The story you get from this will keep bringing back good mems for life”

“This is what people do when they live in a communist country and truly have no place to sesh or freedom to sesh. Its a sesh on the run.”

“I have no words, feels like I’ve stumbled into a fever dream”

“The lack of dancing from everyone else, most people don’t look like they’re on any substances except the guy dancing.”

“I think the phrase "ket gremlins" fits here. That's how you die lads”

“Deffo not going to be worth the comedown. Also their carbon monoxide alarm will be having a field day”

“Weird dynamic of mother figure and younger people.”

“I feel that we should be sending over inhalers to Africa instead of donating £3”

“She needs to go home”

“Been in many situation like this”

“Pick me girls trying to attract attention, while id be sat in the corner having a key.”

“Is this a bar or a house”

“My kinda pub again”

“Why was no one reacting”

“😳😳😳😳”

“Looks kinda dead”

“This just looks like every night that i go camping. Its not a sesh in my opinion.”

“Everyone looks hyped but definitely smells”

“Looks like a bando. Ft fat escorts. Weird”

“Should behave like this in private.”

“Looks like a pub id enjoy”

“👌👌👌👌”

“If the "wtf" section went upto 10, id have picked 10”

“Mostly upset no one else was feeling the vibes”

“Worst one I've seen on here”

“Bet at least 2 of them are carrying a gun.”

“This is their average Friday night”

“One guy with his phone out, but not looking at it. I think he’s writing an apology text to a loved one, but he’s not sure wether to send it yet or lost for words, maybe chat got the tongue , or maybe he’s waiting for some advice from Dispy..”

“I consider waking up with pneumonia a pretty bad hangover.”

“Average boozer”

“The little curry bloke”

“5's are PURELY because they must be on something decent to be jabbering at that level. Pure "uber's on the way" vibes”

“Shirtless geezer in the back sat like he's a king watching jesters or something”

“The PERFECT afters, noone looks like they've indulging on plant food or condensed milk powder or something else mad (probably on some good stuff though) and the chilled loved up vibes I feel are just GOATed”

“Honestly wanna be his mate.”

“Fking LOVE this video”

“See, this has scored highly by the scores but i genuinely feel they are homeless... So im not really sure i wanna attend”

“Looks dead as shit”

“I LOVE coopers!! ( that's the bar)”

“Ive only not give substances a 5 because i doubt theres heroin. This is peak”

“Ive literally put a 1 for substances because im sure native tribes inject tods blood ( or some kinda shit) to give them a high.”

“Boring”

“This looks like my perfect sesh, silly music you can dance to and a banging vibe”

“Dead”

“Looks lit!”

“Spaghetti man”

“A grand day out”

“It’s way too embarrassing”

“All the best seshs are in a kitchen. End of.”

“Space hopper in the background then we pan out and see a ninja air fryer.. Very random. Very seshwan... Id go.”

“Been to many a garden party like this 👌”

“Wouldn't put a toe in that water to save my life.”

“Looks revolting”

“Id attend if i were invited”

“Pointless.”

“Very good effort.. I wish smell was a category here though”

“Literally like every pub near my house ( im from Salford)”

“Fantastic effort. Everyone's on sniff. They will all be back in those exact same seats by 11am aswell.”

“Looks like a time share day trip you get forced to go on when you're abroad.”

“Very poor attempt. Probably stinks of dog”

“Looks like it absolutely stinks.”

“Vibes are good until they go baddddddd. Then somones bin stabbed, kids are in next door scared, gaffs wrote off.”

“Girls having keys in the toilets... The tequila sick in the morning... Great night”

“Couldn't pay me to attend it.”

“Its a Tuesday afternoon, down the local... Everyones having a good time. I wanna be there if im honest.”

“Looks absolutely shit”

“Neek”

“Dead.”

“Vibezzzz”

“C**T”

“Actually is wicked! Probably”

“HULKAMANIA!”

“Tragic.”

“Throwing those pots was mental”

“She brought the donce!”

“Every dog has his day”

“SWEATBOX”

“Looks fuuuun!!!”

“Looks well neeky!”

“The biggady biggady boom from that system!”

“There’s heart in this one”

“That Asian swivelling around the place”

“one of the toughest so far. the venue looks like a nightmare but its nice to see a handful of people genuinely having fun”

“just don‘t sing to music w/out vocals on a party plsssssss wtf”

“1. i really dont want to judge 2. i am absolutely judging this nightmare”

“beautiful to see this man smiling but glad i missed out on this „party“”

“low score, but this doesnt mean anything just looove this confidence”

“& they are probably still awake”

“honest session going on here. old enough but too wild for a retirement home. dancing and having a good time will keep these people young”

“most people dont seem like theyre enjoying themselves. substances probably mid, great hangover for sure tho”

“butlins oap weekend”

“i love a place with characters”

“some mandy demons lurking but overall looks fun”

“God bless the Vengaboys”

“Matey boys dancing ruins the lot, hed jace been booted out”

“vibes 5/5 just cos the dogs havin a good time”

“copy pasted characters”

“cmon john boyyy”

“bro was hitting that shit”

“Tricky watch from a attempted aura farmer, I would hazard a guess he was there alone. Everyone looks more like its pub level vibes but the music suggests late night bar vibes. In the whole very confusing leaving me scoring this low.”

“The decal on the wall says Heide Park, which is Northern Germany. Track ID is Ninetoes - Finder, which is a banger TBF. Vibes strong but the venue looks boring af. The sort of place that you end up sat on the sofas checking dating apps unless you’re not the magic amount of waved or the dj lets the selection dip. Smells of that sickly industrial floor cleaner in there.”

“Bras, opiates, successful hip operations - just good people living in the moment”

““I don’t care if you saw it last year, you’re coming to watch your uncle Pedro’s dance routine, he rehearses incredibly hard” type shit.”

“Take it from me, there’s enough ketamine there to cure Gen Z’s depression”

“The dog understanding the assignment.”

“Collective effervescence.”

“Matey with the C-String.”

“No belt drive Gemini decks in sight.”

“That bottle of orange MD 20/20.”

“John Boy the dastardly dog.”

“Excitable matey’s.”