Score The Sesh
From Episode 76, each category runs from -10 to 10, so the max score that can be awarded is 50/50.
Before that, each category normally ran 0 to 5 — but could go as low as -5 for the seshes that earned it — so the max was 25/25. Don't worry — I try to keep it simple (because I am stupid).
Every sesh MUST have music — if it doesn't, can it even be called a sesh? Music is everywhere, and music is life. Simply put, the better the music, the higher the score.
Not every sesh NEEDS substances, but most of them have some form of drink or drug involved. Unless you're like me — boring, three years sober, and running on a few Lucky Saints, a vape and some chewing gum. The crazier — or the more — of the substances, the higher the score.
A wide spectrum category, this one. It gathers the impact of the people, the location, the atmosphere and anything else relevant. The higher the better.
Says it on the tin. The higher the rating, the crazier the sesh — things we don't usually see. The more we say what the fuck, the higher it goes.
We've all been on the sesh — this category is to determine how worthwhile that sesh actually was. It encapsulates a lot of the other scores into one. Think of it as the next day/week in a nutshell. Replaced Hangover from Episode 66.
In the vault
Worse hangover = higher score. If you were waking up hungover or coming down hard, it usually meant you went too far / had an amazing night. It's been vaulted — but not gone forever. Episodes 40-65 were scored with it.